my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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