But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Randomize
