can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
You would seriously think I would remember who put themselves in my phone as Burt Rynalds Moustache, but I don't. And I need to be reminded of who you are so I can give you a proper high five.
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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