ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
Brb crying the tears of my youth
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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