i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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