In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
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