Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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