Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
how does that bad decision feel?
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
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