hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
she pinky promised me she was 18
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
Randomize
