So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
I miss vodka workout Fridays
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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