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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed

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• (225): View more from Louisiana

  Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!

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  Wtf?

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  Use the slutty part of ur brain.

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• (504): View more from Louisiana

  I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.

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• (774): View more from Massachusetts

  Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap

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• (760): View more from California

  She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder

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• (206): View more from Washington

  Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy

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• (817): View more from Texas

  If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH

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• (336): View more from North Carolina

  I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.

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• (620): View more from Kansas

  I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.

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