There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
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