Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
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