I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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