separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
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He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
I'm like, not good at living.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
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