take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
I need moral support for this bender
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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