if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Shaving my legs with an ankle monitor on is surprisingly more difficult than the drunk driving that got me here
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
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