Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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