I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
He called me at 4 a.m. and wanted me to drive him to McDonald's then drop him off at home. It wasn't even a booty call, it was a fucking chauffeur call.
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
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