I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
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