I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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