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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
I just want nice things and good sex
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
Randomize
