i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
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