420 ftw
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
She's the barista slut.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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