you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
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