my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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