if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
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It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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