just survived the first fart of the relationship.
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
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