Swine flu. Run for my life!
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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