Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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