I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
this must be what syphilis tastes like
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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