Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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