my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
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