You can't special order awesome
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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