The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
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