I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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