real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word "boner" in a wedding card...
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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