I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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