Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
Randomize
