Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
I just threw up in the bathroom next to the zebra exhibit. The kids don't know I skipped a beat. Best nanny, ever.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
Randomize
