perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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