it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
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