the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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