we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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