My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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