So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
dude beer before liquor = i want to shoot myself in the face
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
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