Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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