Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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