dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
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