imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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