So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
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