found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
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