i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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