I love black thongs
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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